Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Just some interesting thoughts. Throw a star my way if you like em

Just some interesting thoughts. Throw a star my way if you like em?
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny? At what point in man's evolution did he start wiping his ass? Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey? Why do they say a football team is the 'world champion' when they don't play anybody outside the US? If you really could dig a hole to China, and you did, and you fell in, would you stop in the middle because of gravity? If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives? Do all-boys schools have girls bathrooms? Conversely, do all-girls schools have boys bathrooms? Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing? If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him? If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes? How do you handcuff a one-armed man? What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of siamese twins? Who gets to be king? Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck? Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football, but not in any other situation? When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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ahahhaha i love the one with Heads Up!!!


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