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When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny? At what point in man's evolution did he start wiping his ***? Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey? Why do they say a football team is the 'world champion' when they don't play anybody outside the US? If you really could dig a hole to China, and you did, and you fell in, would you stop in the middle because of gravity? If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives? Do all-boys schools have girls bathrooms? Conversely, do all-girls schools have boys bathrooms? Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing? If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him? If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes? How do you handcuff a one-armed man? What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of siamese twins? Who gets to be king? Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck? Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football, but not in any other situation? When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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lmao! those are some very good questions
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Excellent point!
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When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny? When its 49% sun and 51% clouds. At what point in man's evolution did he start wiping his ***? Probably pretty early on - banana leaves were used at first. Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey? Who knows. Why do they say a football team is the 'world champion' when they don't play anybody outside the US? Because they're stupid. If you really could dig a hole to China, and you did, and you fell in, would you stop in the middle because of gravity? No, you'd stop in the mantle due to steaming hot lava. If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives? It wouldn't make it, and would probably die at birth. Do all-boys schools have girls bathrooms? Conversely, do all-girls schools have boys bathrooms? Yes. There are teachers (and often students) of the opposite sex at all-gender schools. Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing? Because you either give care to someone or you take care of someone. If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him? No, they shouldn't. But a heart attack doesn't mean imminent death, and they'd probably have to try to save him so that his family and prisoner rights groups can't sue for cruel and unusual punishment. If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes? Nope, the ducts are only hooked up to the one pathway. Besides its not really one clean hole, it kind sprays out in all directions anyway. How do you handcuff a one-armed man? You hook the other cuff to the back belt loop of his pants. What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of siamese twins? Who gets to be king? In the olden days, the children would be considered an atrocity and killed anyway. Now a days, the same could very well happen. (Not to say that its right.) Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck? This goes to animal instinct, like when deer sense trouble the all put their heads up. Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football, but not in any other situation? They do it in baseball too. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? They don't have a union, so they most likely wouldn't strike. Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer? "Start" on the screen (like in Windows) refers to where to start to choose commands...the button on the actual tower is called the power button. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Good question. According the dictionary, assassination, "is the intentional killing of a specified victim or group of victims, perpetrated for a reason related to his (her, their) public prominence and usually undertaken with a political purpose in view." Whereas murder is the unlawful killing of one human by another, especially with premeditated malice. So all assassinations are murders but not the other way around.
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